
Remember when people wore mood rings, carried combs in their back pockets, and Love
Boat & Fantasy Island were the hot shows on Saturday night?
If you had a big comb sticking out of your pocket today, you’d look like a loser.
If you’re watching Love Boat reruns on Saturday night, you are a loser. But, if
you’re sporting a mood ring, you’re just damn cool.
So why the hell am I giving away free mood rings?
I hope that by gettting a fun, cool mood ring for free, you’ll feel so guilty that
you’ll buy a copy of Saturn Return. (You get the ring for free if you buy the book,
by the way).
There’s no catch. Just fill out the info below and the ring is off to you.
Questions to ask yourself when you slip the ring on your finger:
- What mood will I be in if I take a free ring and not buy this poor bastard’s book?
- What mood will the author be in if he continually sends out rings and no one every
buys his book?
- What mood will the author be in if I actually do buy his book?