Remember when people wore mood rings, carried combs in their back pockets, and Love Boat & Fantasy Island were the hot shows on Saturday night?
If you had a big comb sticking out of your pocket today, you’d look like a loser. If you’re watching Love Boat reruns on Saturday night, you are a loser. But, if you’re sporting a mood ring, you’re just damn cool.
So what are the cool people reading? I have no idea, but the ones who want a free mood ring purchased my new novel Saturn Return. When you order Saturn Return, check the box on the order page to get a free mood ring and it’ll show up with the book and my gratitude. You can click here to read free chapters or here to read the back of the cover . Who says you can’t get the cow if some of the milk is free?
Slip on the mood ring before you read Saturn Return. See what color the mood ring turns when you read some of the sex scenes in the book. Watch the mood ring turn color again when two people who are meant to be together, suddenly aren’t.
Or, if you don’t care about my book, see how the mood ring changes colors when you you’re on a JDate , Match.com , or Yahoo Personals date. Or if you don’t want to pay for love, you can find a date in your own city for free (and you don’t even have to buy Saturn Return). You don’t need a mood ring to record how finding a date without having to pay for it will make you feel.
So, if it’s been a while since you’ve sported a mood ring -- you can now get cool and well read at the same time.
