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Saturn Return

Saturn Return The New Book by Mark Levine about Who you are, Where your going and Who you're meant to be with.

Why Turning 30 Doesn't Have to Suck

 

I can't believe that people actually do searches on the internet about turning 30. Turning 30? What's the big deal? It's just like being in your 20's, but real adults (those past 45) consider you to be "grown up."

 

As many people approach their 30th birthdays, they start to freak out - wondering where their lives are going, who they really are, and in many cases who they're meant to be with. Astrologists call this panic about turning 30 Saturn Return.

 

If you're turning 30, my book Saturn Return is for you. The characters have all just turned 30. They struggle with the question of what life has in store for them. Will that great love ever come around? Can they take one more day at a lame job?

 

So, if you're turning 30, stop worrying about all these weighty issues. Since forty is the new thirty, you have plenty of time to freak yourself out.

 

For now, sit back, have a few drinks and read my damn book...or at least enjoy my 10 reasons why turning 30 doesn't suck ass.

 

10 Reasons Why Turning 30 Doesn't Suck Ass

 

  1. You can still use terms like "suck ass" and not have people think you are just trying to use the hip lingo you heard on TRL.
  2. You can wear a baseball hat backwards at a bar without looking like a complete tool.
  3. You can take solace knowing that you still have a few years left where you can party hard two nights in a row.
  4. You don't need to be a millionaire to date women in their early 20's (for men).
  5. You can be appreciated by a guy in his 40's and not feel bad that every 20-something guy considers you a MILF (for women).
  6. You don't have to work out 5-6 days a week just to look how you did at 30.
  7. You can still listen to music that teenagers do without people thinking you're the next contestant on To Catch a Predator.
  8. You have at least 5 or 6 years before you really need to think seriously about settling down.
  9. You can mix liquors without praying to be put out of your misery the next day.
  10. You can flirt with people of the opposite sex (or the same sex) without having to be wasted.
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